Tuesday 31 July 2007

Back from holiday,
New perspective, higher view -
Let this feeling last!

Friday 27 July 2007

We shall each find out
How to make a paper prawn
At some coming stage

Wednesday 25 July 2007

In the ground and hearts
Of men and women they grow
The Veg-eat-ables

Tuesday 24 July 2007

A race quite worthy
To share the earth with honour -
A cloud of veggies!
The greyhound runs down
The stationary vegetable
No real contest

Friday 20 July 2007

Which way the arrow-
Set that way by entropy?
Long energy death?

Thursday 19 July 2007

Amazing thing, time
Running backwards then forwards
Making sense of things
Modern-day idol -
Exponentially growing
Mountain of channels
Praise the Goggle Box
Omniscience out-gunning
Other such marksmen
In the gallery,
Art is flawed philosophy.
No third line to this.

Wednesday 18 July 2007

Sleep paralysis-
The whining ghosts, dread presence,
Leaving the body.
TV has evil
Flickering satanic tubes,
The beast in your room.

Tuesday 17 July 2007

103.33333333333

One third extra free.
A fantastic bargain though...
In terms of digits.

102

Oh Sphenic Number!
Abundant! Semiperfect!
Great Nobelium!

One Oh One

That which you fear most
One percent greater than death
Its power in you

The Centurion

Proudly he statues
As though carved in ancient oak
One hundred not out
Beware the TV!
Manpulating viewers,
Polluting the brain.

Friday 13 July 2007

MoNkEy SeE mOnKeY
dO mOnKeY sEe MoNkEy BaCk?
NoT wItH hAnDs On FaCe!

Friday Night VI

Oh how the folk run!
See the sober legs gallop,
They sink deep into mud.

This one's from Al for Al on a very special day.

Congratulations!
Happiness & joy will reign
On leaving the Boot.
Suffering is not
Necessary for greatness!
Nietzsche got this wrong.
Be wary of cash.
Posessions are not an end
To your suffering.
Careers are nonsense.
Sign out, aspire to the heights,
Rewrite the values.

Thursday 12 July 2007

Green is the mountain
White are the sheep there grazing
On their backs - black crows
Pseudoscience words
On beauty products show shit
Advertising lies

Wednesday 11 July 2007

I am the champ'yon
Of Haiku, please stand well clear
My child could kill you
We can double it.
Words may wane but the brave tide
Brings the tsunami.
Bright eyes? Vacant smile?
No intellect in botox-
Thinking brings wrinkles.

Tuesday 10 July 2007

Spelling Bee winning
By spelling 'menstruation'
Embarrassed my mum.
The mighty play at
The arty after party
Mighty dancefloor bombs!

Tuesday 3 July 2007

Shake up the old routes
Savour the ode to the nose-
Old feet and chalkdust.