Sunday, 22 April 2007

Friday Night IV

Zombie uprising:
Water, food, shotgun - upstairs.
Computer game style.

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Friday, 20 April 2007

Friday Night III

This one just won't come
No matter how many brains
I receive in jars

Thursday, 19 April 2007

Curtis E. Lacking

What rudeness is this?
What arse from yonder physog?
Broke and torn within.
Desolate wasteland
The cockroach saunters straight through
Masterfully cool

Taking Calls

Work becomes nice chats
Until, wound up like clockwork,
Angry man says: "Right..."

Journeys by Haiku

Lost in the office
We dream to embark upon
A Haiku Journey

The Haiku Journey
Undertaken lightly soon
Remoulds your brain lobes

Journeys by Haiku
Cut together cold in beats
Text DJs of sound

Wednesday, 18 April 2007

On The Brink

The day's end has come
Too late. My face contorted
With a rubber band.
When you are hungry:
Slow food is easy to catch
Fast food makes you slow

Kitty The Ghost

Where's your cat gone, girl?
Possessed but moments ago,
Now but memory.
"Don't take me mum -
Macdonalds is child abuse!"
Will this kid get sued?
Like the Millipede...

...the centipede. Loads of legs!

Now Hokey Cokey.

Tuesday, 17 April 2007

Rack the brains of men.
Extend beyond sight.
Terrible things drown.
Many worse things have floated,
and some even flown.

Friday, 13 April 2007

Optimistically Wild Landings

Parliament awaits!
The fledglings carve the night sky
Occasional hoots

Don't do it and don't do it expecially right next to us.

A dog's rear end
Ejecting neighbourhood crimes
Jack Russell ASBO?

A safer, cleaner, more ambitious Nottingham that we're all proud of

Morning cycle in:
Pigeons feeding in vomit.
A disused condom.

Thursday, 12 April 2007

Wedding Consultancy

Wedding night teepee
Starlight dancing on the lawn
This is how it's done
Cold morning tea clenched
Passenger seat shaking cup
Driving me to work

Thursday, 5 April 2007

Du Cafe?

'Bitumen' I think!
One sniff and I'm drawn in though
Do the Jitterbug.