Fire up LHC
Magnetic kinetic smash
Go find us the Higgs!

Bang on the table
Wriggle and writhe on the floor
Get some attention

Flipping 'eck Muffet!
Take more care with your breakfast -
That milk's gone right off!

No haiku today
No 5-7-5 poems
Apart from this one

Freedom reigns supreme
Like a dog set free to run
Wet slobbering chops

En garde foul pig-dog!
I've no patience for hybrids...
Or fencing really.

Peculiar sound
Permeates the brain and bowels
A successful day

300 and not out

Climbing on hot rocks
Abroad in a shower of
Limestone and sunlight

speed haiku writing
ends in glorious splendour
or a load of shit

(9 seconds)

surrounded by fools
the receptionist just smiled
and planned their demise

by dan

Good things and bad things;
Some types of public transport;
Always come in threes

The definition
Of the end of the journey:
Absence of Haiku

Lunctime II

Two plain brown slices
Potential beyond function
Sandwich excitement

On The Lake Again

Three little ducklings:
Fragile specks of wind-blown fluff
Adrift 'pon the deep.

by dan

Lunchtime

Perambulating,
The office left far behind-
Hold! Is that curry?

by dan

New blooms of spring green
Burst forth from the brown trees
Slow motion fireworks

by dan

Many Haiku have
Far-reaching profundity,
But does this one too?

by dan

One trillion and six
Variations on the face,
and I got this one.

by dan

I am composed of
Useful parts of ancestors.
But why the nose hair?

by dan

I feel your pain, Dan.

A knock on the door
Three big ones and a small one
They've found me at last