Simple Things

A man of few words:
'Terrible biscuit craving'
Literally - a few.

Word Taste

Juniper flavour:
I have no knowledge of this
And yet it appeals

Amphibian Wars

A hundred small frogs
Form a phalanx and attack
Toad Tower crumbles

A Day on the Lake

One, two, three four five,
Once I caught a fish alive,
Then I bashed its brains.

Get on the funk bus,
Ride around on the jazz bike,
Take the soul train home.

Minimalist Christmas

Santa please bring me 
A minimalist Christmas
Excess is not love

The End

Diffusing like tea
Into the ether we go
Then we are no more

Fire up LHC
Magnetic kinetic smash
Go find us the Higgs!

Bang on the table
Wriggle and writhe on the floor
Get some attention

Flipping 'eck Muffet!
Take more care with your breakfast -
That milk's gone right off!

No haiku today
No 5-7-5 poems
Apart from this one

Freedom reigns supreme
Like a dog set free to run
Wet slobbering chops

En garde foul pig-dog!
I've no patience for hybrids...
Or fencing really.

Peculiar sound
Permeates the brain and bowels
A successful day