Bring the meta-ku!
Feed the beast and make him fat
On these offerings.

Metafilter Haiku

A few days late...

Happy Birthday Al,
Between now and your passing
May many tides pass.

strange undertaking
customers rather put out
they weren't dead you see

fresh fresh morning wind
can't get in through the windows
still freshens me up

God Arguments 2

Omnipotent thing!
Create a rock that's too big
For you to lift up.

God Arguments I

Omniscient god
Has knowledge of everything.
Can it change its mind?

Moment of silence
Lengthens,


lets doubt put roots
In infertile soil.

A Cry To Al

Can you hear me Al?
I'm waging a one man war
Need reinforcements

There's fun to be had
That guy looks likes he's bagged some
Must be on something

A lump of sweetness
Chugged down a hairy food-pipe
Horse-like tendency

Birthday Bug burrows
Confidence Cricket corrupts
Ego Emu rips the soul apart with his destructive sabre-beak

Late night buzz and hummm
Infinite informations
Usurps the sleep draw

Lines from Al to Al to be read on awakening

Well hello there Al
Some news for your waking brain-
My phone is lifeless

Phone + battery dead
No alarm will wake me up
But you need breakfast

On rising you must
Wake me immediately
It will be worth it.

Boundless wonders
I will fill your engine with
Ovoids & coffee

Pinch Punch (scratch bite gouge suffocate)

A cold month it's true
But with untruths running rife
Amongst the crisp leaves

Snay el wotch me slide
Lyke yore bulbus movemint, si?
Slugg slugg slugg slug sluggg.

Mortality creeps
Over my head. It's colour?
Silver coins, white hairs.

Poet tree. More.
Like a bush but much taller.
Gone a bit funny.

The day in bed ill
Depravity knows no depths
Like day time TV