Back from holiday,
New perspective, higher view -
Let this feeling last!

We shall each find out
How to make a paper prawn
At some coming stage

In the ground and hearts
Of men and women they grow
The Veg-eat-ables

A race quite worthy
To share the earth with honour -
A cloud of veggies!

The greyhound runs down
The stationary vegetable
No real contest

Which way the arrow-
Set that way by entropy?
Long energy death?

Amazing thing, time
Running backwards then forwards
Making sense of things

Modern-day idol -
Exponentially growing
Mountain of channels

Praise the Goggle Box
Omniscience out-gunning
Other such marksmen

In the gallery,
Art is flawed philosophy.
No third line to this.

Sleep paralysis-
The whining ghosts, dread presence,
Leaving the body.

TV has evil
Flickering satanic tubes,
The beast in your room.

103.33333333333

One third extra free.
A fantastic bargain though...
In terms of digits.

102

Oh Sphenic Number!
Abundant! Semiperfect!
Great Nobelium!

One Oh One

That which you fear most
One percent greater than death
Its power in you

The Centurion

Proudly he statues
As though carved in ancient oak
One hundred not out

Beware the TV!
Manpulating viewers,
Polluting the brain.

MoNkEy SeE mOnKeY
dO mOnKeY sEe MoNkEy BaCk?
NoT wItH hAnDs On FaCe!

Friday Night VI

Oh how the folk run!
See the sober legs gallop,
They sink deep into mud.

This one's from Al for Al on a very special day.

Congratulations!
Happiness & joy will reign
On leaving the Boot.

Suffering is not
Necessary for greatness!
Nietzsche got this wrong.

Be wary of cash.
Posessions are not an end
To your suffering.

Careers are nonsense.
Sign out, aspire to the heights,
Rewrite the values.

Green is the mountain
White are the sheep there grazing
On their backs - black crows

Pseudoscience words
On beauty products show shit
Advertising lies

I am the champ'yon
Of Haiku, please stand well clear
My child could kill you

We can double it.
Words may wane but the brave tide
Brings the tsunami.

Bright eyes? Vacant smile?
No intellect in botox-
Thinking brings wrinkles.

Spelling Bee winning
By spelling 'menstruation'
Embarrassed my mum.

The mighty play at
The arty after party
Mighty dancefloor bombs!

Shake up the old routes
Savour the ode to the nose-
Old feet and chalkdust.